Everything's just Coony!
Holding Benjamin by Mary Oliver

Holding Benjamin

No use to tell him that he

And the raccoon are brothers.

You have your soft ideas about nature,

He has others,

And they are full of his

White teeth

And lip that curls, sometimes,

Horribly.

You love this earnest dog,

But also you admire the raccoon

And Lord help you in your place

Of hope and improbables.

To the black-masked gray one:

Run! You say Run!

You say and just as urgently, to the dog:

Stay!

And he won’t or he will,

Depending on more things than I could name.

He’s sure he’s right

And you, so tangled in your mind,

Are wrong,

Though patient and pacific.

And you are downcast.

And it’s his eyes, not yours,

That are clear and bright.

Raccoon High Fashion
spookynightz0mbies:

Masks.

Just heard this band on West Coast Live during the weekend: they are now called Arann Harris & The Farm Band

This website now has a theme song!

FAVORITE

Said I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best

Yeah I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best… yes.

Oh Raccoon! Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?
I say Raccoon! Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?

Well, Favorite knows when you’ve got snails
Favorite knows when you’ve got snails
Favorite knows, ‘coz Favorite is the best

Favorite know when it’s time to go
Favorite knows when it’s time to go
Favorite know when it’s time to go back … to the coop!

Coz I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best!

Yeah I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best.

Oh Raccoon! Oh Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?
Oh Raccoon! Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?

Instrumental break

One night I let them chickens out
And that Raccoon, he came about
Ate my favorite chicken… whole
Nothing left but legs and feathers
Oh that girl, she gave me pleasure
But she’s gone, she’s gone, she’s gone!

Yeah I got three chickens
Yeah I had three chickens
Had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best

Yeah I had three chickens
Yeah I had three chickens
I had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best

Oh Raccoon! Oh Raccoon! He couldn’t let my favorite chicken alone.
I say, Raccoon! Yeah, Raccoon! Couldn’t let my favorite chicken alone?

Yeah I had three chickens
Had three chickens
Had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best, yeah, yeah

Yeah I had three chickens
Had three chickens
I had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best

fuckyeahraccoons: Saw this on the street the other day. Poor little guy looks sad (the raccoon, not the driver).

fuckyeahraccoons: Saw this on the street the other day. Poor little guy looks sad (the raccoon, not the driver).

I am, of course, happiest of all that the raccoon is playing a guitar… like I do.

I am, of course, happiest of all that the raccoon is playing a guitar… like I do.

Raccoon Costume by starparticle on Flickr.

eximago: Few animal families are as consistently cute as Procyonidae.

Mac, an orphaned coatimundi, is hand-reared and prepared for life with his real family - with the help of a stuffed toy. Tiny Mac is having to be bottle-fed up by staff at Porfell Wildlife Park, near Liskeard, Cornwall, after being abandoned at birth by his mother. Mac is slowly being weaned off milk and within another six weeks could be living full-time with his other four family members at the park. In the meantime he is living with the next best thing, a toy coatimundi to help with his familiarisation.
From The Telegraph UK

Mac, an orphaned coatimundi, is hand-reared and prepared for life with his real family - with the help of a stuffed toy. Tiny Mac is having to be bottle-fed up by staff at Porfell Wildlife Park, near Liskeard, Cornwall, after being abandoned at birth by his mother. Mac is slowly being weaned off milk and within another six weeks could be living full-time with his other four family members at the park. In the meantime he is living with the next best thing, a toy coatimundi to help with his familiarisation.

From The Telegraph UK

Super Mario Brothers

How did I ever NOT know that there is a Care Bear Cousin named Bright Heart the Raccoon???

How did I ever NOT know that there is a Care Bear Cousin named Bright Heart the Raccoon???

Raccoon
I have the best boyfriend.  He got me two 40g bags of fried seaweed snacks: one is wasabi flavored, and the other is garlic & black pepper flavored.  Though a bit oily, they are delicious and best of all: they have coons on the front!
The company that makes them is called MMM Seaweedsnacks.

I have the best boyfriend.  He got me two 40g bags of fried seaweed snacks: one is wasabi flavored, and the other is garlic & black pepper flavored.  Though a bit oily, they are delicious and best of all: they have coons on the front!

The company that makes them is called MMM Seaweedsnacks.

zarekamery:

And last but not least:

http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/gallery/5925900?offset=24#/d1l98s6

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