Raccoon High Fashion
Just heard this band on West Coast Live during the weekend: they are now called Arann Harris & The Farm Band.
This website now has a theme song!
FAVORITE
Said I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best
Yeah I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best… yes.
Oh Raccoon! Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?
I say Raccoon! Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?
Well, Favorite knows when you’ve got snails
Favorite knows when you’ve got snails
Favorite knows, ‘coz Favorite is the best
Favorite know when it’s time to go
Favorite knows when it’s time to go
Favorite know when it’s time to go back … to the coop!
Coz I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best!
Yeah I’ve got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, one named “Favorite”
Got three chickens, and Favorite is the best.
Oh Raccoon! Oh Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?
Oh Raccoon! Raccoon! Won’t you leave my favorite chicken alone?
Instrumental break
One night I let them chickens out
And that Raccoon, he came about
Ate my favorite chicken… whole
Nothing left but legs and feathers
Oh that girl, she gave me pleasure
But she’s gone, she’s gone, she’s gone!
Yeah I got three chickens
Yeah I had three chickens
Had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best
Yeah I had three chickens
Yeah I had three chickens
I had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best
Oh Raccoon! Oh Raccoon! He couldn’t let my favorite chicken alone.
I say, Raccoon! Yeah, Raccoon! Couldn’t let my favorite chicken alone?
Yeah I had three chickens
Had three chickens
Had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best, yeah, yeah
Yeah I had three chickens
Had three chickens
I had three chickens, and “Favorite” was the best
fuckyeahraccoons: Saw this on the street the other day. Poor little guy looks sad (the raccoon, not the driver).
Mac, an orphaned coatimundi, is hand-reared and prepared for life with his real family - with the help of a stuffed toy. Tiny Mac is having to be bottle-fed up by staff at Porfell Wildlife Park, near Liskeard, Cornwall, after being abandoned at birth by his mother. Mac is slowly being weaned off milk and within another six weeks could be living full-time with his other four family members at the park. In the meantime he is living with the next best thing, a toy coatimundi to help with his familiarisation.
From The Telegraph UK
I have the best boyfriend. He got me two 40g bags of fried seaweed snacks: one is wasabi flavored, and the other is garlic & black pepper flavored. Though a bit oily, they are delicious and best of all: they have coons on the front!
The company that makes them is called MMM Seaweedsnacks.
And last but not least:
http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/gallery/5925900?offset=24#/d1l98s6
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